A song about pretending to be a horrible monster. I nearly threw up while recording the vocals because my tongue went the wrong way. Brilliant.
Lyrics.
Shriek like a banshee
Pretend you're a monster
Pretending you're a monster is fun.
I'll eat your bones and your guts as well
Because I'm a monster that lives in hell
I'll turn all your crosses upside down and burn your churches, for fun.
I'm a monster
I eat babies, kill christians and worship satan
But I'm scared of spiders
Monsters get scared sometimes too.
I live in a forest
And dance in the moonlight
When I'm on holiday with my monster friends.
Being a monster is fun.
I can turn your brain inside out
I can rape you before you were even born
I can eat all your children
But I'd rather have toast.
HOORAY FOR TEA!
Monsters like tea
Monsters eat tea and drink toast
The life of a monster is always fun.
(possibly some "I'm a monster, hooray for monsters" as well)
enjoy.Tags:deathblackmetalparodypretendyouremonsteralternativerockhorrible
