Beer Pong!
Lyrics:
You can play me, but can't beat playing beer pong with the cups!
Hey dude I feel kinda fratty!
all these miller lites, coors, keystones and the natty
got so many natty cases that i might need caddy!
For real?
Yeah hurry up and get the cups, pour me three and hustle up
you better watch out for my bounce cuz i'll have you- Throwing up!
man this beer taste really weird, and i got it from your car-
ok which one of you freakin idiots bought PBR!
ok heres the rules for all of you, my bathroom is closed unless your going NUMBER TWO!
And dont be sleepin in my bed (or ya might be dead)
This beer is so smooth its like Britney Spears head!
chorus
so yeah i went to Walmart to get all my beer cases,
bought three packs of balls there yellow with smiley faces
and then i hit up Publix just to get my dixie cups
you know i love my natty just because its cheap as fuck!
Oh- no no no I cant miss em'
even though I'm fallin', i hit shots cuz im ballin!
I started up slow but now I look like Jordan,
and we aint playin flipcup, man that shit is boring-
The nights all over, we in the car straight haulin, hit the gas drivin fast cuz Payne's mom still CALLIN!
ridin, we swurving, and we wonder why-
if the cops stop by we going to jail for a DUI-
but we dont let it get to our heads we go hard all night,
niggas im talkin from 10 to the next night
partyin like rockstars, walkin it out like DJ Unk
and I can barely see nigga, i think im drunk!
chorus
ya boy Jones is back, and im standin real tall,
i need two fresh natty's and the ping pong ball-
sorry girls im late, cuz i had to take a shower,
when i blowdry my hair it takes about an hour!
set up the cups, somebody do it with me-
im ready to shoot and sink, are ya feelin tipsy?
i gotta good shot you can call me a lier-
but ill have you lookin so bad, they'll think your Sanjaya!
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