Emo vs Goth Rap
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Lyrics
Emo
So you think you are Sad and depressed
Black dressed motherfucker is about to get regressed
Because your sadness has nothing on my moping
Though my virginity has nothing on your cocksmoking.
Goth
My life is woe, how can you even compare
You just spent 70 dollars on your stupid messed up hair
I have 7 suicide attempts and you have only four
You live in suburbia, I live next door.
Emo
How many cocks have you sucked with that lisp?
You don't even know what depression is.
Why don't you go masturbate to 'The Shining'
Your moping goth doesn't even compare on my emo punk whining.
Goth
Oh sadness, woe is me
You can't stand up to a little goth poetry
I'll destroy you all up and down my myspace
Goth is more than a lifestyle, we're our own vampiric race
Emo
You are your own race alright
Staying up at your witch coven all night
Larping around with your stupid goth friend
You aren't really messed up, compared to my sadness you are fucking pretend
Goth
Your depression has nothing on me
I cry in oblivion, while you scream in glee
At shitty music like Taking back Sunday, the Used, and AFI
I listen to Nightwish, Moonspell, and The Spectral Eye
Emo
Someday I'll have three friends, and we'll have a band
Our music will be so screechy and shrill that you can't understand
While we tour the world, and totally rock it
Your stupid goth ass will still work at hot topic
Goth
You'll never be some famous big rocker
Just another little emo fucker who gets shoved in his locker
After dreaming of sucking off Conner O'berst
You'll be ready to eat some goth cock in the back of my custom hearse
Emo
You silly Goths, all homoerotic and that's nice
Dreaming of blow jobs from Anne Rice
But us emo guys are here to please
That is why now I'll drop down on my knees....Tags: Goth Emo Rap Battle Capnoawesome |
