Maitre d': "Et maintenant, would monsieur care for an apératif or would he prefer to order straight away?
Today we 'ave for appetizers...excuse me... moules marinières, pâté de foie gras, béluga caviar, eggs Benedictine, tarte des poireaux - that's leek tart - frog's legs amandine or œufs de caille Richard Shepherd - c'est-à-dire, little quail's eggs on a bed of pureed mushrooms, it's very delicate, very subtle..."
Mr Creosote: "I'll have the lot."
Maitre d': "A wise choice, monsieur! And now, 'ow would you like it served? All mixed up together in a bucket?"
Mr Creosote: "Yes. With the eggs on top".
Maitre d': "But of course, avec les œufs frites"
Mr Creosote: "And don't skimp on the pâté....."Tags: Monty Python Mr Creosote From Meaning Life John Cleese Terry Jones Eric Idle |
