I never tried to shotgun anything. When I dropped this can of coke on the floor, I figured if it was going to explode anyway, I might as well try something new. At any rate, this soul shattering, earth shaker of an eructation was the glorious result. Notice the looks of genuine agony and blissful relief. real emotion here, people. And darn it, this goddamn burp had it's own story arc for pete's sake.
If you can beat this, go for it. I say that you CANNOT!Tags: epic humongous gigantic burp shotgun belch diet coke funny |
