5,000 Calorie Shake = Death (Video) 2 discussions We made a 5,000 calorie milk shake that Jacob tried to drink. Didn't workout too well, and it was freaking funny. He ate a 600 calorie sandwich, and then tried to stomach this: 5 cups milk 12 table.. Tags: Ben Lynch Jacob Buss 80 oz challenge throw up vomit hilarious montage halo bussjac